Cook To Bang – Recipes To Get You Laid

Even prissy vegans can indulge in this walk on the wild side.

Breakfast is the most important meal of the day.  At least that is what nutritionists keep telling me.  Perhaps these know-it-alls with their charts and lab coats and rosy cheeks are right.  Filling your gullet with kickass nutrients prepares you for any crazy $%&@ thrown your way.  Eat a solid breakfast and you will be able to catch a blimp on fire hurtling down to the earth with your pinkie finger.  Sounds about right.  So here’s an uber-healthy recipe with protein to the extreme with plenty of fiber and lycopene without that Fatty McGee you get with scrambling eggs. You will be prepared to stop a flamingo stampede heading straight for a bus full of kindergartners, or at the very least, Cook and Bang your date from last night like a superhero.  Now you just have to work on your secret identity, you Sex Crazy Mofo!

Total time: approximately 10 minutes
Projected cost: $7
Drinking Buddy: BELLINI or orange juice

Ingredients (serves 2):
1. 1 tablespoon of olive oil
2. 1 tomato chopped coarsely
3. 2 handfuls of spinach
4. ½ an AVOCADO sliced thinly
5. 1 handful of cilantro
6. ½ a pound of firm tofu
7. ½ an onion chopped coarsely
8. 2 garlic cloves diced

Step 1
Warm the olive oil in a pan on medium-high heat.  Sauté the garlic and onions until they become translucent (approx 2 minutes).  Throw in the cilantro, tomatoes and spinach and sauté until they go limp (approx 3 minutes).

Step 2
Cut the tofu in cubes and toss them into the pan and scramble like a champion until the flavor sets in and the tofu breaks apart (approx 3 minutes).  Serve up on a plate, crowning it with AVOCADO slices.

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