OYSTERS BANG-A-FELLER

Act like a Rockefeller with Oysters Bang-a-Feller.
Act like a Rockefeller with Oysters Bang-a-Feller.

Ladies, there’s nothing wrong with banging a feller.  Speaking from the POV of a feller, banging is the only thing that makes us feel special.  All the fancy cars and diamond encrusted Rolexes are just means to get banged.  So make like a goddamn Rockefeller and indulge in the rich oyster power.  The aphrodisiac supernovas of the sea will get your loins revving like a golf cart run on plutonium.  Slurping them down will make you feel momentarily like the richest feller on the planet.

Total time: approximately 20 minutes
Projected cost: $15
Drinking Buddy: Champagne

oysters bang-a-feller prepIngredients:
1. 12 raw OYSTERS shucked
2. 1 bacon strip chopped finely
3. 1 tbsp onion minced
4. ½ tbsp GINGER minced
5. 2 tbsp breadcrumbs
6. 1 tbsp parsley chopped finely
7. 1 tbsp spinach chopped finely
8. 2 tbsp butter
9. ¼ lemon

Step 1
Preheat the oven to broil.  Create the filling by melting butter on low heat.  Add the bacon, ginger, spinach, onion, parsley, breadcrumbs and lemon juice and cook through (approx 10 min).
oysters bang-a-feller filling
Step 2
Top each oyster with a small scoop of the filling.  Broil them in the oven until the topping browns (approx 5 min).
oysters bang-a-feller fill broil
Serve them up with lemon or your favorite hot sauce.
oysters bang-a-feller served 2

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