LET’S BANG S’MORE

Make your date want S'more and more and more

Make your date want S’more and more and more

So you long for the days of your youth sitting around the campfire telling ghost stories and roasting marshmallows over an open flame. The smell of the crackling fire mixed with the subtle sounds of nature. You slept under the stars and imagined what it would be like to finally do some banging. Fast forward to current times. You can’t go camping because it’s winter time, you can’t take the time off of work, and the person you are banging hates the outdoors. No problemo! You can bring back those memories in the comfort of your home with practically no money and little mess. All you need is a toaster. A girl or guy to make it for would also help. It certainly helped last night when I made this lazy-man’s dessert to great effect. My conquest…I mean date was taken back to one of her best childhood memories singing silly songs around the campfire during Girl Scout camping trips. What a perfect opportunity to pounce. I didn’t even have to experience a guilt-trip telling an adorable Girl Scout, “No, I don’t want any of your goddamn over-priced, but crazy addictive cookies. Now get off my property!”

Total time: approximately 3 minutes
Projected cost: $2
Drinking Buddy: HOT COCOA

smores-prep1Ingredients:
1. 3 graham crackers split in half to make squares
2. 6 large marshmallows
3. 1 bar of chocolate (12 pieces)

Step 1
Place two pieces of chocolate in the middle of each graham cracker square. Set a marshmallow on top of each set of chocolate. Put all 6 sets in a toaster oven and set to cook on medium toast. Each marshmallow will expand and brown on the top. Keep an eye on them in case they burn or expand beyond the cracker and make a mess of your toaster. Remove the s’mores and push down on the marshmallow lightly so it spreads out across the cracker, spreading the chocolate with it. Serve it up to your favorite grownup Girl or Boy Scout. Bonus points if you sing Row Your Boat chorus-style.

smores-madesmores-served-2

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3 Responses to LET’S BANG S’MORE

  1. limeandlemon says:

    looks delicious .. i dunno who would not want to eat the whole thing .. simple and delicious .. Laila .. http://limeandlemon.wordpress.com/

  2. hng23 says:

    Variation: After you remove the s’mores from the toaster oven, instead of pressing down on the marshmallow place another graham cracker square over top & press lightly to spread the marshmallow/chocolate layers. Sublime!

  3. raul garcia says:

    after I got over “LET’S BANG S’MORE” (Sugar-DRUG)
    [the same way cocaine is a drug so is sugar]
    I than saw the other things you had on your Blog and said this is really cool

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