Read through the footnotes of the Kama Sutra and you will learn about a mysterious dish with incomparable sexual power. This dish had not been created then, but was predicted by a great Indian psychic. I took the liberty of deciphering the ancient Sanskrit because I am a power hungry sociopath. My goal was to control the opposite sex’s minds. So far so good. I can get my stable to sit, fetch and bend over. Good girls! The simplicity of grilled fish and a salad makes this one of the easiest methods of keeping someone you want to bang under your spell. Now I pass along this fabled recipe to you. Grill with God!
Ingredients (serves 2):
1. ½ cup maple syrup
2. 2 SALMON filets
3. 1 teaspoon dill
4. 2 green onions chopped coarsely
Spice the salmon with dill weed. Top it off with green onions and then smother it in maple syrup and let it marinate (approx 15 min).
Preheat the grill so it is good and hot. Throw the salmon on the grill and cook through, flipping once (approx 3 min per side). Serve the salmon up on with a simple SALAD.