Cook To Bang – Recipes To Get You Laid

These chicken wings were made in a rush for a party watching the LA Lakers VS the Orlando Magic.  NBA Finals is the only time even non-basketball geeks hop aboard the fan-wagon.  That was certainly the case with my buddy’s girlfriend and her sorority sisters.  Uninformed, screeching girls and high stakes sports don’t mix.  But one of them had a cute smile that screamed “bad girl on board”.  So I ignored the game and made sure she tried my latest and greatest recipe.  The spicy, APHRODISIAC triple-threat in the wings did the trick. We both blew off the party to have our own NBA: National Banging Association.  I just found out who won the game because I have been her sexual captive. One thing’s for sure: she doesn’t like basketball THAT MUCH.

Total time: approximately 45 minutes
Projected cost: $9
Drinking Buddy: Beer or a BANGARITA

Ingredients (serves 2):
1. 1 tbsp of HONEY
2. 1 tbsp of Sriracha Hot CHILI Sauce
3. 1 tbsp of brown sugar
4. 4 green onions chopped coarsely
5. 1 lb of defrosted chicken wings
6. ½ a lemon
7. 1 handful of chopped BASIL

Step 1
Marinate the chicken in the lemon, cilantro, green onions, brown sugar, honey and Sriracha sauce.  Mix it together and allow it to marinate in the fridge (at least 15mins).

Step 2
Cook the wings in a large deep pan on medium-high heat.  Cover the chicken and cook until meat browns (approx 15 min).  Flip the chicken, recover and cook until all the sauce cooks into the meat (approx 10 min).

Serve up the wings up solo or with your favorite condom-ment.