We scream for sex dreams!
We scream for sex dreams!

Ever had post-banging munchies so severe you considered eating an entire package of edible panties?  It’s a goddamn epidemic!  Evasive action is necessary to replenish those calories you burned in the throes of unbridled lust.  Since few people have enough raspberry flavored underwear, might I point you in the way of the kitchen?  It’s that room that some people put food in.  The quickest way to return to the task at hand is speed and efficiency.  You want the most flavor per time allotted.  Nothing cools you down after steamy summer sex like an ice cream sandwich crowned with strawberries.  So get back to the screaming, dreaming and orgasm-gleaming!

ice cream sandwich prepTotal time: approximately 3 minutes
Projected cost: $5
Drinking Buddy: Milk (with Bailey’s Irish Cream)

Ingredients (serves 4):
2. 2 small scoops vanilla ice cream
3. 2 chocolate chip cookies

Step 1
Chop off the strawberry stems and slice thin strips.  Spread a scoop of ice cream on each cookies and artfully place the strawberries around.  You can get extra classy with a mint leaf, but don’t leave your bedroom buddy hanging too long.

We scream for sex dreams!

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  1. he also like to lick and smell weird things to. i guess all cats had their thing thats why we need to be careful. good luck 🙂 xj

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