BLACKENED HEART CATFISH

Blackened Catfish, blacker heart
Blackened Catfish, blacker heart

I like my catfish to match the color of my heart: black.  At least that’s what every girl I just banged has said.  Apparently sleeping with someone with no emotion beyond “boy that was fun, but the fact she hasn’t left yet is starting to annoy me” is not nice guy behavior.  Who knew?  I try to make up for my morally bankrupt existence through my culinary endeavors.  Who’s to say that cooking a meal worthy of Jesus, Moses, Mohammed or Yoda can’t redeem oneself?  This blackened catfish should at least temporarily make up for my blackened heart.

Total time: approximately 20 minutes
Projected cost: $6
Drinking Buddy: LICK YOUR LIPS MINT JULEP

blackened catfish prepIngredients (serves 2):
1. 1 dash garlic salt
2. 1 dash CAYENNE PEPPER
3. 1 dash paprika
4. 1 dash black pepper
5. 1 dash salt
6. 1 tbsp red wine vinegar
7. 2 CATFISH filets
8. 1 tbsp of butter
9. ½ lemon

Step 1
Mix together the garlic salt, cayenne pepper, paprika, black pepper, salt, ¼ of lemon and red wine vinegar.
blackened catfish seasoning
Step 2
Melt the butter and then brush it over the catfish filets.  Soak the filets in the spicy blackened marinade (approx 10 min). Grill or pan fry them in oil until the tops “blacken” (approx 3 min per side).
blackened catfish brush marinate grill
Squeeze the remaining lemon over the fish and serve over RICE or your favorite SALAD.blackened catfish served 2

AddThis Social Bookmark Button

5 Responses to BLACKENED HEART CATFISH

  1. […] (serves 2): 1. 2 large handfuls lettuce chopped coarsely 2. 1 filet leftover FISH (BLACKENED HEART CATFISH pictures) 3. 4 tbsp WHO’S YOUR PAPAYA SALSA? 4. 2 pita 5. ½ AVOCADO sliced […]

  2. crockpots and noodles create mush. I usually wait till the end of the cooking time approx last 1/2 hour then add noodles I did that 15 yrs ago they turned to mush when i added them with everything in the beginning. I add them raw but if you notice the dish is too done, and there may be not enough liquid to cook them and just need to be added to serve then yes cook first then just serve

  3. Michael says:

    Do you mind if I quote a couple of your posts as long as I provide credit and sources back to your website? My weblog is inside the exact same location of interest as yours and my visitors would truly benefit from some with the info you offer here. Please let me know if this ok with you. Thanks!

  4. Thank you a bunch for sharing this with all of us you actually realize what you’re talking approximately! Bookmarked. Kindly additionally seek advice from my site =). We may have a link exchange contract between us

  5. ClintonBoom says:

    The actual Subsequent year Toyota Prius is generally an exceedingly efficient automobile or truck at a pretty low value for folks that concentrate an incredible deal a lot more about efficiency than the react with regards to operating. Supplied it seriously is superb benefits, this technique has labored all right.

Leave a comment