Cook To Bang – Recipes To Get You Laid

Jumping out of your computer screen and into your filthy hands.

During those brief interludes when I wasn’t cooking or banging, I wrote a book. The Cook To Bang book is neither a cookbook nor a seduction guide; it’s a lifestyle. Now you can own your own copy to read like Gideon’s Bible.

Cook to Bang helps you avoid the kind of date that leaves you with nothing more than a $150 dinner tab, a doggy bag and blue balls.  It is the ass-sential guide to wining, dining, and sixty-nining, for cooks who don’t know their asparagus from their elbow.  Offering a history of sex and food through the ages, tips for setting the bait, the best menu for each “sexual profile,” creating a sexy-time vibe, and how to make your move, it’s an every man’s guide to the most effective tool of seduction.

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HERE’S WHAT CRITICS ARE SAYING ABOUT COOK TO BANG:

“He teaches you how to tap your inner Julia Child and easily tap that girl’s…” – Houston Chronicle

“A bumper-to-bumper culinary seduction guide covering everything from drink pairing to mood music.” –Huffington Post

“Walker’s step-by-step process turns Chef Boyardee into Chef Justgotlaidlastnight.” – AOL’s Asylum

“Don’t take Walker’s word for it: according to celebrity chef Mario Batali, “There’s two ways to make someone happy—both are by putting something in them.” ” –Newsweek

“Spencer Walker’s highly manticipated Cook to Bang.” –NY Magazine

“Miss Manners it’s not, but undoubtedly smart stuff.” – Philadelphia City Paper

“The methodology for the making of true romance can be found in Walker’s masterpiece, “Cook to Bang.” – Crave Online

“I would suggest this book to anyone who likes to read, cook, laugh or wants to get closer to a lady friend.” – Bobby D Radio Show

“Walker is a culinary pioneer.” –University of Arizona Daily Wildcat

HERE’S WHAT FAMOUS PEOPLE HAVE TO SAY ABOUT CTB BOOK:

“Cook To Bang…the root of non-violence.” -Mahatma Gandhi

“No denial of my Nile.” -Queen Cleopatra

“Aided my nation-building in the boudoirs of Versailles.” -Benjamin Franklin

“If I had Cook To Bang, I would have gotten head, instead of losing my head.” -King Louis XVI

“Melted the ice between my thighs.” -Ann Coulter

“Turned me into the thrilla in Wasilla.” -Sarah Palin