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MIMOSUCK IT

Open your mouth and take it all in...

Go ahead. Don’t be shy. Take it all in. Suck it all the way down and then ask for more. Taste it? That’s the flavor of a mimosa supped up with all kinds of sexy. Sure you could have poured orange juice from concentrate, but we both know you are your date deserve better. Nothing but the goods for you, superstar. Get right up in it and take ownership over this non-cock-blocking cocktail. You are starting the day off with a bang. Hopefully more than one bang considering you are the embodiment of hot sex on a platter. Gulp-to-gulp, kitchen-to-bed, enjoy some fine morning head.

Total time: approximately 3 minutes
Projected cost: $5 (excluding booze cost)
Eating Buddy: All manners or FINGER FOOD FOREPLAY

Ingredients (per drink):
1. 1/2 glass champagne (any sparkling wine will do)
2. 1/2 orange
3. Pomegranate juice

Step 1
Fill each glass halfway with champagne. Cut the oranges in half and squeeze the juice into the glass. Top off each glass with pomegranate juice and you are ready to rock.