- Reap the harvest you sow in your date’s loins!
Or was that destruction? These toasted pumpkin seeds will no doubt help get your seduction going; any resistance to your charms will be obliterated. Crunchy, spicy, and totally thrilling. What a perfect use for ingredients most folks toss away with less concern than for a used condom. Tis unfortunate because pumpkin seeds can provide a great nibble while you whip up the rest of your feast. That way you won’t leave your culinary conquest chomping at the bit. They will be satisfied from the get go with your amazing kitchen feats. So long as you follow them up with a little razzle-dazzle on a plate, you will have succeeded at planting the seeds of seduction that will sprout from their mouth all the way down to their loins.
Total time: approximately 22 minutes
Projected cost: $3
Drinking Buddy: Depends on what it’s served with, Chardonnay when solo
Ingredients (serves 2):
1. Seeds from 1 pumpkin
2. 2 tbsp CALIVIRGIN olive oil
3. 2 dashes Cajun seasoning
4. 2 dashes garlic salt
Step 1
Preheat your oven to 350°F/175°C. Remove as much of the pumpkin gunk as you can and then boil the seeds for approx 10 min. Drain the water and dump the seeds in a baking pan. Add the oil, Cajun seasoning and garlic salt, mix the flavor around, and then spread the seeds out flat. Toss the seeds in the oven and bake until they brown (approx 8 min). Serve in a bowl solo or over SALAD or SOUP.
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