Cook To Bang – Recipes To Get You Laid

It’s time to apply the philosophy of MTV’s Pimp My Ride to your dinner.  Say you have a taco recipe that is so-so.  Your tacos will feed hungry people, but chances are no one you’ve served them to have torn off their clothes to show their appreciation.  That is a damn shame Cook To Bang will rectify.  We’re taking a simple taco recipe, supping it up with aphrodisiac-laden flavor, and letting that shit ride across your plates then down your gullets faster than you can say, “I’ll get some protection.”  I learned a similar recipe while acting a fool in Baja California chasing senoritas while downing margaritas.  These tacos sure made my beachside dalliances more enjoyable. I smuggled the recipe across the border along with some fireworks and KABOOM!  Life hasn’t been for me.  And so I pimp your meal and send it down the line.  Pleasant pimpin’!

Total time: approximately 20 minutes
Projected cost: $8
Drinking Buddy: Beer or PANTY DROPPING SHANDY

Ingredients (serves 2):
1. 1 tbsp HONEY
2. 1 dash salt
3. 1 dash black pepper
4. 1 dash cumin
5, 2 dashes oregano
6. SIMPLY SEXY SALSA
7. 2 handfuls shredded cabbage
8. ½ lb raw SHRIMP
9. ½ AVOCADO sliced thinly
10. ½ lime
11. 2 garlic cloves chopped finely
12. 6 small corn tortillas

Step 1
First remove tails, shells and veins from shrimp. Then mix in the garlic, salt, pepper, oregano, cumin, limejuice and honey.  Let it marinate (approx 15 min).

Step 2
Heat up the tortillas by wrapping them in tinfoil and tossing in the oven on low heat.

Step 3
Grill the shrimp over the BBQ, cast-iron oven grill or sauté in a pan, flipping the shrimp once and cooking until they pinken (approx 5 min).

Step 4
Fill each warmed tortilla with shrimp, cabbage, avocado and salsa.

Pimp slap these up immediately and rev that engine!