Time to tell Dr. Atkins to take his diet back to South Beach. Carbs can be so bad, but they taste so good. Pasta, noodles, rice and potatoes are a few of my favorite things. Plus they are cheap and may cause unexpected fits of happiness. Just add water.
- BEDROOM SCUFFLE TRUFFLE FRIES
- BREAK YOUR HEARTY PASTA
- CHIPPENDALE TUNA PASTA
- CUNNI-LINGUINE
- DIDDLE THAT COUS COUS
- FINGERBANGING FINGERLING POTATOES
- FRISKY FRIED RICE
- FUN YOUNG ONION RINGS
- GARLIC (MY BALLS) BREAD
- GARLIC GOING ON MASHED POTATOES
- GARLICKABLE FRIES
- GET LUCKY LATKES
- HO’S MAY BLOW-TATOES
- HOW YOU LIKE THEM PINEAPPLES? RICE
- I AIN’T NO ANGEL HAIR PASTA
- JAMBALAYA DOWN WITH ME
- KALE-IDOSCOPE RICE NOODLES
- KETCHUP SEX PASTA
- LET MY LEMON CHICKEN PASTA GO!
- MAC & PLEASE ME
- MO-ROCKIN’ MOROCCAN POTATO SALAD
- OOH OOH! PONZU COUSCOUS
- ORAL TATER-SPLOSIONS
- PAD SEE OOH BABY!
- PAD THAI ME UP
- PLANTAIN CHIP PARTY TRAIN
- RAINBOW CHARD ON LINGUINE
- READY FOR BEDDY SPAGHETTI
- ROAST-A-NUT SQUASH
- ROCK YOUR RAMEN ALL NIGHT LONG
- ROGER HER VODKA PENNE
- SO READY TO MEAT MY BALLS
- SO-BANGING SOBA NOODLES
- SPANKING SPANISH RICE
- SU-SWEATY BALLS-O-YAY!
- SUN-DRIED SEX APPEAL PASTA
- TEQUILA LIME RHYME TIME PASTA
- TOTALLY NUDE-LES FOR PAPAYA!
- TOTALLY SWEET POTATO FRIES
- TOWER OF SWEET TATER TEMPTATION
- TWICE BANGED POTATOES
- WHO DA MAC AND CHEESE?
- YAKISOBA SLEEPOVER
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