GRAB ASS GRAPEFRUIT SALAD

Grab ass graciously.
Grab ass graciously.

How about a little game of grab ass?  With an ass that fine I imagine you’ll be doing a shit ton of grabbing.  But how do you grab a handful of cheek without coming off like a perv?  First off, you shouldn’t care if they assume you’re perv.  The Cook To Bang readership is all pervs and I love you all for your debauchery.  But in the effort to maintain a non-creepy mystique, here’s my suggestion: serve this salad.  Then blame the grapefruit.  All that vitamin C is going straight to your head and making you perform irrationally. Taking a firm hold of their bum is the only natural reaction one could expect with all those healthy ingredients.  Chances are that your date will be just as randy since they too indulged.  So go with it and grab ass!

grab ass grapefruit saladTotal time: approximately 7 minutes

Projected cost: $4

Drinking Buddy: RAGING HARD ON LEMONADE

Ingredients (serves 2):

1. 1 tbsp olive oil

2. 1 tbsp balsamic vinegar

3. 1 tsp brown sugar

4. 1 AVOCADO

5. 2 grapefruit

6. 1 red cabbage

Step 1

Create the dressing by mixing the balsamic vinegar, olive oil and brown sugar.

grab ass grapefruit salad dressing

Step 2

Remove grapefruit peel and separate sections. Chop the red cabbages into strips. Peel the avocado and cut into slices.

grab ass grapefruit salad peel chop

Step 3

Toss the cabbage, grapefruit and avocado with the dressing.

grab ass grapefruit salad mix

Serve them up on a plate solo or with a kick ass SINWICH.

grab ass grapefruit served 2

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