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Tickle their toast from coast to coast

The French have given Americans so much: the Statue of Liberty, tongue kissing and more varieties of food than positions in the Kama Sutra. Those beret-wearing frogs sure know how to live.  They believe in embracing the finer things in life like food (including wine), art (porn counts) and sex (ménage a trios anyone?). Merci beaucoup, my French friends!  Breakfast is whole lot sexier thanks to those wine-guzzling hedonists.  So embrace the meal after you’re done embracing the lucky lady or man who slept over.  Surprise them with this outstanding good morning treat wearing nothing more than an apron and a kinky smile.  Bonus points if you use a French accent when you serve up this gourmet take on a classic breakfast dish.  Ooh la la!

Ingredients (for two, two toasts each):
1. ½ cup if milk
2. Maple or breakfast syrup
3. 2 tablespoons of jam
4. 2 teaspoons of cinnamon
5. 2 eggs
6. 2 tablespoons of cream cheese
7. Butter to grease pan and serve a top the meal
8. 4 slices of Texas toast or other thick bread slices

Step 1
Cut a slice diagonally across the bread.  Fill each slice with a ½ tablespoon of cream cheese, then a ½ tablespoon of jam.

Step 2
Pour the milk and crack the eggs into a wide bowl.  Toss in the cinnamon and mix it all into a batter.  Dip each piece of prepared bread in the bowl, and then dip again on the other side so they absorb some batter.  Be sure not to leave it soaking too long or you’ll end up with flaccid French toast.
Step 3
Grease the frying pan or griddle with some butter.  Throw each piece of stuffed, dipped bread and grill them up.  Cook each side about 3 minutes before flipping.  They will be browned, with perhaps a tiny black.  Serve on a plate with a slice of butter, syrup and perhaps a proclamation of undying love.