PORN-FLAKE FRISKEES

Behold the tower of porn...flakes.

Behold the tower of porn...flakes.

Cue the 70’s porn funk as you stroll into the room.  You got that sexy someone in one arm, an armful of cornflake magic in the other.  The only thing holding you back is your fragile sense of morals.  Toss them aside onto the shag carpeting and become the porn star you always wanted to be.  Remember on career day in middle school when everyone announced plans to be doctors, firemen and an account like my dad?  Not you.  You announced to your aghast teacher and clueless classmates that you would be delivering money shots on cue from 5 different angles while stroking your mustache.  So what if that didn’t technically work out?  No harm in pretending so long as you have a willing partner.  But that’s why you have the Porn-Flake Friskees, to lure in your co-star.  Lights, camera, BANG!

pornflake-krispies-prepTotal time: approximately 40 minutes
Projected cost: $8
Drinking Buddy: Milk or a SLUTTY TEMPLE

Ingredients (enough for plenty of leftovers):
1. 7 cups of cornflakes
2. 10 ounces of marshmallows
3. ¼ stick of butter
4. 8 STRAWBERRIES de-stemmed and quartered

Step 1
Melt the butter in a large stockpot on low heat.  Toss in marshmallows and stir until they melt into one big tasty gloop (approx 5 min).  Dump in the cornflakes and stir them into the marshmallow.  Next toss in the strawberries and mix them in like a champ.
pornflake-krispies-melt-mix
Step 2
Scoop the Friskees into a small, deep baking pan.  Pat it all down and let it all cool (approx 30 min).  Cut up the pieces as you see fit.  pornflake-krispies-dish-cool-cut1

Serve to every prospective date you plan to lure into your sex lair.pornflake-krispies-served-2

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3 Responses to PORN-FLAKE FRISKEES

  1. Oliver David says:

    Great info I adore some of the articles which have been written, and especially the comments posted! I’ll come back!

  2. Jim Denforth says:

    Tried making this before but couldn’t get the food texture quite right. This recipe worked perfect, thanks!

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