Give us this day, our morning wood.
Congratulations. Your date has slept over and you like them enough not to toss them into the street with five dollars for cab fare. Keep them coming back for seconds with these breakfast recipes.
- LOX BREAKFAST BRAIN SCRAMBLE
- APHRODISIAC BOOTY BOMB SCRAMBLE
- APHRODISIADDICTS BREAKFAST
- BANGNANA PANCAKES
- BED & BREAKFAST POTATOES
- BREAK THE BED FRAME SINWICH
- BREAK YOU OFF SOMETHING BURRITO
- BREAKFAST SALAD SINWICH REMIX
- BUTTER MY CINNAMON TOAST
- CHARD ON EGGS
- DON’T BRIE RAMBLIN’ WHILE SHROOM SCRAMBLIN’
- DOUBLE E-CUP MORNINGS
- EGG MCBANGIN’
- EGG MCHIPPIE
- EGGS BEG-A-DICK
- EGGS WHORENTINE
- ELVIS LIVES (TO BANG) SMOOTHEE
- FRENCH TICKLER TOAST
- FRENCHING YOUR ENGLISH MUFFIN
- HARDCORE SOFT-BOILED EGGS
- JAWFUL OF BLUEBERRY WAFFLES
- JUEVOS GRANDE RANCHEROS
- LEFTOVER SCHMEFTOVER EGGY WEGGYS
- LOX IT DOWN BAGEL
- MANGOES & BANGOES SOME CHICKEN’S SCRAMBLER
- MR. MORNING MAGIC HOUR
- NEVER FAIL KALE BREAKFAST
- O-FACED OATMEAL
- PARFAIT FOREPLAY
- PITY PARTY PITA BREAKFAST
- POMEGRATIFY YOUR MORNING DESIRES
- POONCAKES
- REVERSE COWGIRL EGGS
- SANTA’S REVENGE FRENCH TOAST
- SCREW YOUR BRAINS OUT SCRAMBLE
- SEX CRAZY MOFO TOFU SCRAMBLE
- SHAKE YOUR FRIT-TATAS!
- SMOKE SOME CHICKEN HASH
- SMOOTHEE OPERATOR
- SWEET ASS-BROWNS
- TANGY BANGY SHRIMP SCRAMBLE
- THIS LITTLE FIGGY EGGS
- TIL THE BREAK OF DAWN-LET
- TURKEY TURNKEY SEXFAST SINWICH
- WHY ASK WHY? FRY BREAKFAST
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