SHROOM SHALAKLAK BOOM SOUP

Don’t forget to mushroom tip your waitress!

Don’t forget to mushroom tip your waitress!

Can you feel the rhythm?  It starts with your hips going back and forth like a metronome.  Feel it flow out to every point in your body.  You and your date are under the spell of the mushroom.  There is nothing either of you can do but let go.  Dance, fool, dance!  Your bodies will pulsate and writhe together.  The warm embrace of the soup will inspire you two to become as one…for a half hour or so.  It is for your benefit that you carry on.  This mystical culinary potion has no fat to speak of.  The natural flavor will cause your brain’s synapse to snap, crackle, and pop in a pleasure-filled frenzy.  My advice: Take advantage of this recipe while it remains 100% legal.  No doubt there is some buzz killer on the mission to make this soup contraband because it’s too sexy for their conservative closed minds.

Total time: approximately 30 minutes

Projected cost: $10

Drinking Buddy: Red red wine

shroom-shalaklak-boom-prepIngredients (serves 2):

1. 1 can of chicken broth

2. ½ cup of sherry

3. 1 tablespoon of olive oil

4. 1 teaspoon of salt

5. 1 leek

6. ½ pound of fresh shitake mushrooms

7. ½ pound of white mushrooms

8. 2 small handfuls of raw walnuts

9. 3 garlic cloves minced

Step 1

Wash off the leek, trim the edges off, spit it down the middle and chop coarsely.  Wash the mushrooms thoroughly and chop them coarsely.

shroom-shalaklak-boom-cut

Step 2

Heat up the olive oil in a stockpot on medium-high heat.  Sauté the garlic and leeks until the shrink down and become translucent (approx 3 minutes).  Add in the mushrooms, salt and sherry and cook the mushrooms down until they soften (approx 5 minutes).

shroom-shalaklak-boom-veggies

Step 3

Dump in the chicken stock, bring it to a boil, and then simmer the goodies covered with a lid on low until the mushrooms absorb the liquid (approx 15 minutes).  Gently puree the mushrooms, leaving some chunks intact.  Serve it up with a small handful of walnuts over each bowl.

shroom-shalaklak-boom-broth-puree-serve

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