Cook To Bang – Recipes To Get You Laid

For me, banging comes in waves.  Sometimes I’m banging everything sexy in a 10-mile radius.  Other times I am sitting alone in the dark wondering why not even my D-List booty calls aren’t returning my texts.  Peaks and valleys, strikes and gutters, dude.  My advice for dealing with this is to capitalize on those moments when you can bang the hottest piece of ass even wearing filthy sweatpants and crocs.  Savor these times as if they were your last and by god man, bang them good and proper so they don’t vanish and tarnish your reputation as a lousy lay.  Winter can be a lonely mistress.  The best solution is to warm yourself back up with the spice of life.  Nothing gets that done quite like spicy food and a hot snuggle buddy or three.  When the snow flurries keep you inside, be sure to have something warm and sexy to flurry on.

Total time: approximately 40 minutes
Projected cost: $20
Drinking Buddy: Beer or a mango lassi

Ingredients (serves 2):
1. 1 tbsp CALIVIRGIN olive oil
2. ½ cup plain yogurt
3. 1 tsp ground cumin
4. 1 tbsp curry powder
5. 1 handful chopped cilantro
6. 1 onion chopped coarsely
7. 1 large eggplant
8. 1 tomato chopped coarsely
9. 1 small handful GINGER finely chopped
10. 2 garlic cloves finely chopped
11. CHILI PEPPERS at your discretion

Step 1
Preheat the oven to 450°F/230°C.  Throw the eggplant in the oven and roast until the eggplant softens (approx 30 min).  Remove from the oven, allow to cool, peel away the skin, and then cut the meat into bite-sized cubes.

Step 2
Sauté the onions with the cumin, garlic and ginger until they soften (approx 3 min).  Throw in the tomatoes and cook until they stew (approx 2 min).

Step 3
Throw in the eggplant, spice with the curry powder and chili pepper and cook in the flavor (approx 3 min).   Add the yogurt and cook until it all becomes creamy curry goodness (approx 2 min).  Throw in the cilantro and you are good to go.

Serve this curry dish with your favorite RICE DISH or some delicious naan.