Cook To Bang – Recipes To Get You Laid

Be ready to feel overshadowed unless you are packing serious heat (in your oven). That ain’t necessarily a bad thing.  This banana oozes with chocolate gooeyness. You’re golden so long as you regard this APHRODISIAC overdose as a friend and not foe.  You will be hard-pressed not to sing cult-like praises once you take your first bite, or second or third where you stuff it all into your mouth and wish you had made a few extra.  There’s a high probability you may forget your date is even there once the gorging begins.  But fear not for they will be reacting in a similarly compromising manner so you will be in good company.  You will both be locked into an alternate chocolaty universe where you frolic among the folds of strawberry and banana.  Unless you ascend to the heavens, you can then ravage each other until the euphoria wears off.  Win-win, if you ask me.

Total time: approximately 45 minutes
Projected cost: $6
Drinking Buddy: Milk or a SMOKING HOT PEPPERMINT FATTY

Ingredients (for 2):
1. 2 bananas
2. 5 STRAWBERRIES
3. 1 handful dark CHOCOLATE chips or shards
4. Powdered sugar (optional and not pictured)

Step 1
Preheat the oven to 350°F/175°C.  Slice open the top of the banana all the way through to split the meat.  Slice the strawberries thinly and stuff into the banana.  Stuff the chocolate evenly with the strawberries.

Step 2
Throw the stuffed bananas into the oven and bake until the chocolate melts (approx 40 min).  Remove from the oven and sprinkle some powdered sugar if you’re feeling it.  Serve up with a spoon.  Vanilla ice cream might go nicely with it.