Be thankful for your bountiful bevvy of beauties

Be thankful for your bountiful bevvy of beauties

The Thanksgiving weekend is hangover is gone now, right?  You aren’t still stumbling through your family’s home plastered on eggnog and convincing only the dog that your life is on track, right?  At least the turkey was good, right?   Turkey can keep the Thanksgiving spirit alive with that sexy someone.  Hopefully you’ll be able to convince them that you are in fact close with your family and show signs of taming.  If all goes to plan, your hedonistic instincts should be masked until after its too late for them to turn back. This is comfort food at its sexiest.  The goat cheese cranberry sauce becomes a sexy time explosion in your mouth, while the crisp lettuce, tart tomato, buttery avocado, and crunchy bread gets your knees knocking boots.  Your family will be happy to know that the food they made with such love and care is now getting you laid.  Who says COOK TO BANG doesn’t encourage family values?

thanksgiving-sandwich-prepIngredients (for 2 sinwiches):
1. 4 slices of hearty bread like wheat, grain or sourdough
2. leftover, fresh or canned cranberry sauce
3. ½ tablespoon of mayonnaise
4. ½ pound of sliced turkey
5. 2 handfuls of chopped lettuce
6. ½ an avocado
7. 1 tomato sliced into ¼ thick slices
8. 2 tablespoons of goat cheese

Step 1
Sprinkle chunks of goat cheese on one of the slices.  Spread the leftover cranberry sauce made by your favorite relative over the bread.  Throw it all in the toaster and cook to medium-brown.  You’re rock steady when the bread browns and the goat has melted into the cranberry sauce.
Step 2
Spread a thin layer of mayonnaise on the dry slice of bread.  Place the lettuce, tomato and avocado on it.  Turn the cold turkey out onto the cran-cheese side of the bread.  Then press the holiday side with the everyday life sandwich side and you have lift off.  Drink it down with some naughty eggnog or some wicked hot chocolate.


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