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It’s party time! The night is full of possibilities. You have your date lined up. You are pretty sure things are good to go. So don’t leave the cocktails to chance. Class wherever you’re going up with some watermelon ice cubes. You can turn a boring vodka soda into a superbly subtle recipe for delectable debauchery. Watermelon is a bonafide aphrodisiac that has the same compounds that Viagra offers to get guys’ pistons firing at full speed. The juicy melon is mostly water, with a refreshing flavor that does your body right. Allow the cube to melt and the watermelon particles break away, turbo-charging your drink for the night ahead. If an erection lasts for more than four hours…go with it!
Total time: approximately 4 hours (mostly waiting for cubes to freeze)
Projected cost: $2
Drinking Buddy: Any beverage you want on ice. CTB recommends straight vodka and/or club soda.
Ingredients (per ice tray):
1. ½ pound of watermelon
2. 1 tablespoon of brown sugar
3. Fresh mint leaves
Step 1
Slice up chunks of watermelon and throw them in a blender or food processor. Toss in the sugar and a handful of mint leaves and puree the shit out of them.
Step 2
Pour the mixture into ice tray(s). Add a whole mint leaf into each unfrozen cube. Place tray(s) in freezer under pan (to catch any overflow). Allow to freeze through (approx 4 hours) then serve in your favorite drink.
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