Sometimes the way to lure in a hottie is to appeal to their inner fatty. Don’t make a habit out of it or the fatty will take over like the Dark Side took over Darth Vader. But indulging every once in a while, or more than that if you’re like me, is what life is all about. Balance those small doses of decadence with a few hours of calorie-burning screaming orgasms. Burn enough fat and you deserve another round of Thin Mint Fatties. They are delicious, refreshing, and quick to assemble so you’ll be back to the tainted task at hand in no time.
Total time: approximately 2 minutes
Projected cost: $5
Drinking Buddy: SMOKING HOT PEPPERMINT FATTY
Ingredients (serves 2)
1. 1 small container vanilla ice cream
2. Caramel or butterscotch
3. 8 Thin Mint Girl Scout Cookies
Lay out the Thin Mints. Put a tbsp of vanilla ice cream on each cookie. Heat up the caramel/butterscotch in the microwave or on the stove, and then drizzle a little on half the cookies. Finally press the cookies together like two lovers. Serve them like you mean it!