You won't need Fedex with this Russian Mail Order Bride

You won't need Fedex with this Russian Mail Order Bride

Olga came in a box, bubble-wrapped like a porcelain doll, holes punched into it so she could breathe. The shady website I bought her off of had to be translated by my sketchy coworker Sergei. I was $60 lighter, but now I had someone living in my house who did everything I pleased. And we’re not just talking washing dishes after one of my cooking frenzies! What made it all worth it, besides the commie sex of course, was that she had a white Russian prepared for me as soon as I came home from work. To this day, I have never found anyone who could make the drink half as well as my little Olga. What happened to her you ask? Turns out it was all a scam so she could steal my identity and my collection of baseball cards. I don’t even think Olga was her real name. Those rascally Russians!

mail order white russian prepTotal time: approximately 3 minutes
Projected cost: $8

Ingredients (per drink):
1. ¾ Kahlua shot
2. 1¼ vodka shot
3. Milk
4. Ice

Step 1
Fill each glass with ice. Add the Kahlua and vodka. Fill the rest of the glass up with milk, give it a stir and stir things up
mail order white russian mix

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  2. Thank you, that wasvery interesting. I was born in Moscow in 1959 but my parents fled the country and came here to England. To be honest, I didnt care much about my russian history until my mother died last month, now I’ve been trying to find out as much as I possibly can. Seemed like food was as good a place as any to start from! You dont generally hear much about russian cuisine do you? Anyway, I found a lot of russian recipes here that other readers might be interested in too.

  3. Bruno Guedes says:

    Thanks, thats very useful stuff to know! I admit I’m a bit of a failure in the kitchen, but I’m trying my best to learn. Admitting iis the first step right!? I promised to cook something for my wife this weekend for the first time – very exciting! I found some simple recipe at this website, seems to be designed exactly for people like me, which is perfect! Anyway, thanks for your tips, I’ll be sure to bookmark your site to read more later.

  4. Thanks for that! My dad recently harvested her garden full of tomatoes , and I found myself the owner of two or three buckets worth! Of course I couldnt eat them all like that, but I did find a website full of loads more tomato recipes at that site. A website dedicated the topic!! Crazy what you can find on the internet these days!!

  5. You are overcooking the noodles. If you put them in last and still happens, then put them in much later than usual. Or cook the noodles in a seperate pot, then just transfer the noodles to the chicken soup, when the soup is done cooking.

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