WET DREAMYTINI

I'm dreaming of a wet martini.

Some dreams are memorable, others haunt you for weeks after, and the best kind leave your sheets sticky the next morning. That’s what we’re going for here. You want your dreams as naughty as you can get. This martini is here to turn those obscene dreams into reality. Why shouldn’t you indulge in all of your dreams, noble and sordid alike? You work hard; you do good throughout your life; you deserve to do a little bad. Next time you have a classy hottie over for something delicious and decadent, get dreamy with martini shaker. Bonus points that pomegranate juice is rich in cancer-fighting antioxidants so any perverted intentions get canceled out.

Total time: approximately 2 minutes
Projected cost: $4
Eating Buddy: FINGER FOOD FOREPLAY

Ingredients (per drink)
1. 1 part vodka
2. 2 parts champagne
3. 1 part pomegranate juice
4. Ice
5. Lemon peel slices

Step 1
Load the martini shaker with ice, vodka, and pomegranate juice. Shake like the champion you are and pour into the martini glasses. Fill each glass to the brim with champagne and throw in a lemon peel slice for extra taste and appearance.

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2 Responses to WET DREAMYTINI

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  2. […] Total time: 10 minutes Projected cost: $5 Drinking buddy: Light beer or WET DREAMYTINI […]

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