Unlike TLC, I am too proud to beg.
You should know better than to beg. There is clear a disconnect with your mastery of the CTB philosophy. When you serve that special someone amazing food than you won’t have to beg. It is your date who will beg you for more whether that is a second helping of bagel pizzas or another screaming orgasm. Groveling doesn’t suit you. That’s for the people who can’t close the deal in good faith. Be grateful there are chumps out there on their knees looking pathetic and sexually frustrated. They suffer so you don’t have to. Just do the voodoo that you do in the kitchen and the bedroom. This recipe is so fast and impressive that you can’t help but reap the rewards. Reap away, reaper.
Total time: approximately 10 minutes
Projected cost: $6
Drinking Buddy: Red wine or beer
Ingredients (serves 2):
1. 2 small handfuls of fresh BASIL leaves
2. 2 large handfuls of shredded mozzarella cheese
3. 1 bagel
4. 1 tomato sliced thinly
5. 2 large handfuls of spinach
6. 1 mushroom sliced thinly
7. ½ an AVOCADO sliced thinly
8. Butter to spread on bagel
Step 1
Slice the bagel in half. On each side, spread a thin layer of butter, place tomatoes, spinach, avocado, layer of mozzarella, basil leaves, and mushrooms. Pat in all down with your hands so everything bakes in place.
Step 2
Throw the bagel pizzas in the toaster of oven and toast on medium-dark setting. Remove pizza when the cheese browns. Serve up on a plate with your whole night ahead of you.
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