VIAGRA-MELON PORNSICLES

Once you popsicle you can't stop, sicko!
Once you popsicle you can’t stop, sicko!

It was only a matter of time before COOK TO BANG invaded the popsicle world.  Summer is here and we need a cool and refreshing way to rev up our libidos.  Look no further than the CTB Pornsicle series.  We’re talking frozen pops loaded with APHRODISIACS and attitude.  This is the perfect post-coital treat to get your loins a much-needed recharge for Round 2 banging your divine date demands.  Feel free to include these frozen phallic pops are perfect to include in your culinarylingus activities.  With fewer calories and natural ingredients, why would you lick anything else?

viagra-melon pornsicle prepTotal time: approximately 30 minutes + freezing time
Projected cost: $3
Drinking Buddy: Vodka to dip it in

Ingredients (serves 2):
1. 1 small WATERMELON
2. 1 handful of BASIL
3. 2 tbsp of brown sugar

Step 1
Split the watermelon in half and scoop out all the meat and juice.  Puree it all in a blender.
viagra-melon pornsicle chop puree
Step 2
Pour the pureed watermelon in bowl and toss in chopped basil.  Bring to a boil and then simmer until the volume reduces (approx 15 min).  Allow it to cool (approx 15 min).
viagra-melon pornsicle cook
Step 3
Use a ladle to fill the popsicle trays, throw the caps on, wipe around the top and throw them in the freezer overnight until they are solid.
viagra-melon pornsicle pops

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