CHICKEN OUT YOUR PINEAPPLES SALAD

Peep perfect pineapples preferably perpetually!

Peep perfect pineapples preferably perpetually!

That’s right.  I’m peeping your pineapples.  Is that a problem?  Am I offending you by leering?  I can’t help it if them apples are all that and bag of lettuce…that happens to be in my hand.  I come correct when it comes to lunchtime fare.  This is the perfect lunch you finally make Saturday afternoon after spending the whole morning nursing a hangover and an extended orgasm.  Then again, it makes a pretty bodaciously badass dinner salad to serve with a light ENTRÉE.  With greens, meats and fruit this good together, I’m sure you can let my lecherous ways slide just this once.  And while we’re on the subject of sliding, slide on over this way so we can slip slide the night away.  As a delicious side note: pineapple makes certain male fluids taste better.  Just looking for the ladies (and a the fab fellas) with oral fixations.

Total time: approximately 10 minutes

Projected cost: $7

Drinking Buddy: PANTY DROPPING SHANDY

bbq pineapple chicken prepIngredients (for 2):

1. 1 tsp red wine vinegar

2. 3 tbsp BBQ sauce

3. ½ tbsp CALIVIRGIN olive oil

4. 2 handfuls lettuce coarsely chopped

5. 2 handfuls pineapple cubed

6. 1 handful mozzarella shredded

7. 2 chicken breasts

8. 3 green onions chopped coarsely

Step 1

Create the dressing by pureeing 1 small handful of pineapple, red wine vinegar, olive oil, and BBQ sauce.

bbq pineapple chicken dressing

Step 2

Marinate the chicken with half the green onions and the BBQ sauce.  Grill the chicken through with all of the BBQ marinade, flipping once (approx 2 min per side).  Chop the chicken into bite-sized pieces.

bbq pineapple chicken salad marinate grill

Step 3

Assemble the lettuce, pineapple, green onions, chopped chicken and toss your salad with the dressing.

bbq pineapple chicken toss

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