CTB BOOK PROMO 1: PICK UP LINES VS. COOK TO BANG

With two weeks until the Cook To Bang book is unleashed upon an unsuspecting populace, we created a series of promos contrasting the Douche Bag and Cook To Bang methods of dating. This promo features three douchebags dropping their cheesiest barroom pick up lines. The Cook To Bang Guy schools them with his charm and culinary prowess.

Stay tuned for more exciting chapters in the DBAG vs. CTB saga!

Meet the Douche Bags:

Wrigley Havenhurst, the III, wasn’t born with a silver spoon in his mouth. It was platinum.
Profession: Heir to the Tootsie Roll fortune
Likes: Amex black card, butler racing, own reflection
Dislikes: New money, cramped helicopters, The Hamptons nowadays
Hobby: Burning money in front of poor people

Real name and country of origin are unknown. All we know is Euro’s from the land of “rain and sun” somewhere East of Eastern Europe.
Profession: Cell phone storeowner
Likes: Cocaine, loose American women, Blu-Ray DVDs
Dislikes: Bosnians, burqas, women’s suffrage
Hobby: Ed Hardy t-shirt shopping

Earned nickname doing a keg stand and downing a full barrel of Natty Ice. He’s lived in his mother’s basement ever since.
Profession: Just signed up for Monster.com
Likes: Chi-town sports, bar food, Dave Matthews Band
Dislikes: Last call, the printed word, girls who don’t earn their beads
Hobby: Beer pong (1998 regional champ)

Photos by LISA AILEEN DRAGANI

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2 Responses to CTB BOOK PROMO 1: PICK UP LINES VS. COOK TO BANG

  1. Lenalou says:

    ooh, whose that hot girl? I’d cook to bang her any day!

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