Don’t let the BBW reference scare you. This sandwich is lean, mean and totally obscene. Just the way you like it. Here at CTB, we strive to make gourmet food accessible for the masses in DIY fashion. But sometimes we do you one better, and I’m not just talking about when candles are lit after a bottle of wine. Occasionally we take a simple classic dish and load it with sexy pretension. Sure you could make a BLT – Boring Lame Tired sandwich. But that will be as memorable as a premature ejaculator. You need to treat a sandwich like you would a well-planned yet nonchalant seduction. Bring on the Brie cheese! Allow the delicate flavors of France to remake this American classic. Now claim this sandwich to be your own design and accept the praise and sexual healing that will follow.
Total time: approximately 10 minutes
Projected cost: $8
Drinking Buddy: RAGING HARD ON LEMONADE
Ingredients (serves 2):
1. 4 slabs of bacon (turkey or bacon OK)
2. 4 slices of sourdough bread
3. Mayonnaise at your discretion
5. Brie Cheese
6. 2 handfuls of cherry tomatoes
Slice the cherry tomatoes in half and place on 2 of the bread slices. Slice enough slivers of Brie to put on the other 2 bread slices. Throw them in the toaster oven or oven and toast until the cheese melts.
While the bread is toasting, fry up the bacon until it’s crispy. Press the tomatoes into the bread with a spatula and then spread mayonnaise over them. Add the lettuce and bacon, slap the sandwiches together and split in half.
Serve these sammies up with a SALAD and smile.
i WANT one NOW!!! brie on a BLT!!! That’s just genius!
this recipe is incredible, even though I was out of lettuce. as an experiment, I stole a trick from a local cafe and put honey on half of the sandwich. it compliments the brie brilliantly.