Ever had someone tell you that they won’t bang you until there is peace in the Middle East? That is essentially the sugarcoated version of “when Hell freezes over”. Now’s your chance to be a real world hero and bang the long shot. All you have to do is unite the warring cultures with a little nosh using ingredients they all know and love. Make enough of these suckers and serve them to the leaders of said opposing forces at the table of brotherhood. By the first slice, they will warm up to their neighbor. Once they get their fill, the concessions will be flying like articles of clothing onto your bedroom floor. The UN will just have to wait for you to get done banging to award you with a platinum-plated Lamborghini.
Total time: approximately 20 minutes
Projected cost: $6
Drinking Buddy: Beer or nonalcoholic Islam-sanctified beverage
Ingredients (Serves 2):
1. 2 tbsp canned babaganoush
2. 1 tbsp olive oil
3. Half-moon large pita (infused with thyme)
4. 1 lemon wedge
5. 2 green onions chopped coarsely
6. ½ tomato sliced thinly
7. 1 small handful queso fresco
Preheat your oven to 350∞F/175∞C. Mix up the babaganoush with lemon juice and olive oil.
Spread the babaganoush mixture evenly over the pita, and then Lay out the tomatoes, green onions, and crumble the queso fresco evenly.
Throw the pita in the oven and bake until the pita crust hardens and the cheese melts (approx 10 min). Cut pie-slices and you are golden.
This life-saving APPETIZER will own it solo, but with some SALAD and you could solve the irreconcilable interplanetary feud between the Zorvax and Ringlon species.