Happy 2010 to my beloved readers! Here’s to another year full of dirty dishes and used condoms. You deserve to pour yourself a cocktail to celebrate. Go ahead. Don’t be shy. Take it all in. Suck it all the way down and then ask for more. Taste it? That’s the flavor of a mimosa supped up with all kinds of sexy. Sure you could have poured orange juice from concentrate, but we both know you are your date deserve better. Nothing but the goods for you, superstar. Get right up in it and take ownership over this non-cock-blocking cocktail. You are starting the day off with a bang. Hopefully more than one bang considering you are the embodiment of hot sex on a platter. Gulp-to-gulp, kitchen-to-bed, enjoy some fine morning head.
Total time: approximately 3 minutes
Projected cost: $5 (excluding booze cost)
Eating Buddy: All manners or FINGER FOOD FOREPLAY
Ingredients (per drink):
1. 1/2 glass champagne (any sparkling wine will do)
2. 1/2 orange
3. Pomegranate juice