You won’t need Fedex with this Russian Mail Order Bride
Olga came in a box, bubble-wrapped like a porcelain doll, holes punched into it so she could breathe. The shady website I bought her off of had to be translated by my sketchy coworker Sergei. I was $60 lighter, but now I had someone living in my house who did everything I pleased. And we’re not just talking washing dishes after one of my cooking frenzies! What made it all worth it, besides the commie sex of course, was that she had a white Russian prepared for me as soon as I came home from work. To this day, I have never found anyone who could make the drink half as well as my little Olga. What happened to her you ask? Turns out it was all a scam so she could steal my identity and my collection of baseball cards. I don’t even think Olga was her real name. Those rascally Russians!
Total time: approximately 3 minutes
Projected cost: $8
Eating Buddy: NEVER A BORSCHT IN THE SACK
Ingredients (per drink):
1. ¾ Kahlua shot
2. 1¼ vodka shot
3. Milk
4. Ice
Step 1
Fill each glass with ice. Add the Kahlua and vodka. Fill the rest of the glass up with milk, give it a stir and stir things up
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