Elvis has left the building…in a body bag. Too many fried peanut butter and banana sandwiches I suppose. I can’t explain it, but hipsters love them some Elvis. Must be the irony associated with his gold lamé suit, mutual love of pills and consumption of odd foods sure to leave you bloated and possibly dead on the shitter. Cook To Bang does not endorse this behavior nor the hipster lifestyle. But this sandwich is a delicious lark to share with your hipster lover after an ironic banging session. Just be sure to crank some Elvis tunes, you hunk a hunk of burning love. (That burning is Chlamydia, by the way.)
Total time: approximately 8 minutes
Projected cost: $3
Drinking Buddy: Elvis style: A milkshake with a fistful of barbiturates
Ingredients (for two sinwiches):
1. 4 tablespoons of peanut butter
2. 2 tablespoons of honey
3. 1 tablespoon of butter
4. 4 slices of bread
5. 1 banana
Step 1
Spread butter on each slice of bread. Spread peanut butter on the other side of each slice of bread. Cut the banana lengthwise in thin strips (should cut into 4 slices) and lay across one side of each sandwich. Smother the bananas in honey.
Step 2
Push each sandwich together. Heat a pan up on medium heat. Place each sandwich in the pan and cook each side until it is golden brown, flipping once. Remove from the pan and cut in half and serve up, preferably with some Elvis line. Thank you, thank you very much!