SALADACIOUSLY SALIVATING SALAD

Salivate or Salvation?

Salivate or Salvation?

Just looking at pictures of this salad makes me salivate.  Good god was this an orgasmic freaking salad.  Everything in here screams healthy, happy and horny.  You could run a goddamn marathon or at least have some killer marathon sex after eating a plate of this bad boy.  My date didn’t know what to say when I served her this masterpiece.  I’m pretty sure she said YUM!  But it was hard to tell since her mouth was full of salad, shortly followed by my tongue.  It’s pretty safe to say that anyone who throws together something this awesome will surely get laid, if not inducted into the COOK TO BANG hall of fame.  Swing for the fences, my friends!

Total time: approximately 10 minutes
Projected cost: $10
Drinking Buddy: Wine, beer, anything!

saladacious-prepIngredients (serves 2):
1. 1 handful of raw pecans
2. 2 tablespoons of balsamic vinegar
3. 1 tablespoons of olive oil
4. Black pepper to taste
5. 1 head of lettuce
6. 1 AVOCADO
7. 2 green onions
8. 1 handful of cranberries
9. ½ lemon worth of juice
10. 2 handfuls of cherry tomatoes
11. 2 BEETS boiled and peeled

Step 1
Prep the salad ingredients: cut away the stalks and chop the green onions coarsely, cut the beets into ¼ thick rounds, peel away avocado skin and cut into long slices, and chop the lettuce coarsely.
saladacious-chop1
Step 2
Create the salad dressing by mixing together balsamic vinegar, olive oil, lemon juice, black pepper and green onions into a bowl.
saladacious-dressing
Step 3
Now get your salad tossed.  Throw the lettuce, beets, tomatoes, cranberries, pecans, avocados and dressing in a salad bowl and toss, toss, TOSS!  Serve it up confident that this salad couldn’t get much healthier.
saladacious-toss

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2 Responses to SALADACIOUSLY SALIVATING SALAD

  1. Retro Sweets says:

    This salad looks so delicious! It’s named appropriately. I’m salivating now. Yum!

  2. The name of the salad speaks for itself! It is indeed mouthwatering!

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