SEX NINJA OYSTERS

Don't commit hari kari! You got so much banging to do...

Don’t commit hari kari! You got so much banging to do…

Dead sexy. That is how they describe those who got in my way. To my nemeses, you are on notice: don’t mess with my cooking or banging game! I trained in mountains of Japan not only to cook amazing Japanese dishes and bang geishas by the bushel, but to kill when necessary. Wielding a knife is already second nature to me. That’s merely in addition to my ability to climb walls with suction cups, assassinate foreign dignitaries in their sleep, and then bang their mistresses. It’s almost unfair to my rivals, but life is a series of injustices that I am slowly correcting. I have to make up for my yellow Walkman being smashed by a neighborhood bully when I was 8. If that means cooking, banging, and occasionally killing bad guys, so be it! These oysters are one of many tricks up my ninja sleeves. They render prudes powerless to control their unbridled lust. Hi-ya!

japanese oysters prepTotal time: approximately 10 minutes
Projected cost: $9
Drinking Buddy: Sake or Japanese beer

Ingredients (for 2):
1. ¼ tsp Sriracha Hot CHILI Sauce
2. 1 tbsp mayonnaise
3. 2 fresh FIGS sliced
4. ½ dozen raw OYSTERS in shells
5. 1 green onion chopped finely
6. 1 tbsp GINGER chopped finely

Step 1
Preheat your oven/toaster to BROIL. Mix up mayonnaise, ginger and Sriracha into a spicy mayonnaise.
japanese oysters sauce
Step 2
Place figs and green onions on top of the oyster meat. Add a dollop of spicy mayo to each oyster and spread it out so it bakes evenly. Place the oysters in the oven and broil until the spicy mayo browns (approx 5 min). Remove, allow to cool, and serve it up with a wicked smile.
japanese oysters assemble

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2 Responses to SEX NINJA OYSTERS

  1. Foodiac says:

    What an interesting combination. Those don’t look like any oysters I’ve eaten before, but that’s not a bad thing! Did they taste pretty good?

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