WAFFLE PARTY USA

This waffle party is like the firework grand finale in your mouth.

This waffle party is like the firework grand finale in your mouth.

Celebrate American Independence from those tax-collecting limeys.  Those redcoats just took and took and never bothered to give their colonists a reach around.  King George shouldn’t have been surprised when they stopped sucking him off with a smile.  Perhaps if the British were more inclined to reciprocate with the oral gratification Washington, Jefferson, Franklin, and the rest of their posse wouldn’t object to being colonial fluffers.  But alas, history unfolded and now the yanks are free from British money shots splattering their bespectacled, wig-wearing faces.  If not the taxes and tariffs, chances are the Yankees would have rebelled against the piss poor British cuisine.  So celebrate Independence Day with a distinctly American dessert.  Oh say can you see?

waffle party usa prepTotal time: approximately 15 minutes
Projected cost: $4
Drinking Buddy: Champagne

Ingredients (serves 2):
1. 2 tbsp powdered sugar
2. ¼ cup heavy whipping cream
3. ½ package STRAWBERRIES
4. 2 frozen waffles
5. ½ tsp vanilla extract
6. 6-OZ dark CHOCOLATE

Step 1
Preheat the oven to 350°F. Slice the strawberries up, removing the stems.  Place the slices on top of each frozen waffle.  Chop the dark chocolate up into shards and place them on top of the strawberries
waffle party usa cut lay
Step 2
Whisk up some homemade vanilla whipped cream into frothy awesomeness. You can just use canned whipped dream if you are lazy and don’t enjoy it fresh.
waffle party usa whipped cream
Step 3
Throw the waffles into the oven and bake until the chocolate melts (approx 10 min).  Sprinkle powdered sugar over them and crown it all with whipped cream.waffle party usa bake sprinkle

Serve the waffles up like a proper patriot .

waffle party usa served 2

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One Response to WAFFLE PARTY USA

  1. EveryGirlsSecret says:

    now only if there was a piece of fried chicken on top…

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