The ancient fable spoke of a golden era of cooking and banging.
Read through the footnotes of the Kama Sutra and you will learn about a mysterious dish with incomparable sexual power. This dish had not been created then, but was predicted by a great Indian psychic. I took the liberty of deciphering the ancient Sanskrit because I am a power hungry sociopath. My goal was to control the opposite sex’s minds. So far so good. I can get my stable to sit, fetch and bend over. Good girls! The simplicity of grilled fish and a salad makes this one of the easiest methods of keeping someone you want to bang under your spell. Now I pass along this fabled recipe to you. Grill with God!
Total time: approximately 22 minutes
Projected cost: $12
Drinking Buddy: White wine
Ingredients (serves 2):
1. ½ cup maple syrup
2. 2 SALMON filets
3. 1 teaspoon dill
4. 2 green onions chopped coarsely
Step 1
Spice the salmon with dill weed. Top it off with green onions and then smother it in maple syrup and let it marinate (approx 15 min).
Step 2
Preheat the grill so it is good and hot. Throw the salmon on the grill and cook through, flipping once (approx 3 min per side). Serve the salmon up on with a simple SALAD.
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Walking in the presence of giants here. Cool tnhinkig all around!
Salmon makes me drop trow! LOL! 😉