Get ready for a booty quake that will shake your whole neighborhood. Be sure that you take precautionary measures while making this salad like wearing safety goggles, a fireproof apron and remain under a doorway. You don’t want blunt objects falling from the cabinet. Concussions really aren’t as sexy as celebrities make them out to be. But still 9 out of 10 famous people agree that this salad gets them hot and bothered. Their overpaid asses move, groove and behoove you to adore them. Go with it. Each bite is a fruity journey to the center of your pleasure dome. Serve this salad only to those whose asses you are keen to see shake in the moonlight. Otherwise your retinas may burn from an unspeakable spectacle.
Total time: approximately 5 minutes
Projected cost: $7
Drinking Buddy: Red wine
Ingredients (serves 2):
1. 1 tablespoon of olive oil
2. 1 tablespoon of red wine vinegar
3. ½ lemon of juice
4. 1 kiwi peeled and sliced thinly
5. 2 handfuls of mixed greens
6. 2 large BASIL leaves chopped
7. 1 handful of dried cranberries
8. 1 tablespoon of goat cheese
9. 1 pear cored and sliced thinly
Create the dressing by mixing up the olive oil, red wine vinegar, lemon juice, basil and goat cheese.
Combine the greens, pear, kiwi and dried cranberries in a bowl. Pour in the dressing and toss that salad. Serve this dreamy salad on a plate and prepare for lift off.