Cook To Bang – Recipes To Get You Laid

Beer Can Chicken got a whole lot easier.

Behold: simplified beer can chicken for 2.  Sure you could go the badass route of stuffing a whole chicken with a leaking beer can, but that is both labor intensive and way too much food.  This little ditty is perfect for a summer evening date outdoors.  The object is to stay outside for the course of the evening.  That means banging under the stars. Make like your primitive ancestors who never heard of the concept of shame or waiting until marriage.  For those hairy bastards it was all banging all the time.  Use the beer marinade as an excuse for your barbaric behavior.  “It was the booze flavored meat that made me strip down to a fur loincloth, club you and drag you by the hair into my cave!”

Total time: approximately 40 minutes
Projected cost: $6
Drinking Buddy: Beer or SAN-GRAB-YA SANGRIA

Ingredients (serves 2):
1. 1 can of beer
2. 1 tsp BBQ rub
3. 1 tbsp HONEY
4. 2 chicken breasts

Step 1
Run the BBQ rub into the chicken breasts, smother them in honey and dump the entire beer over the chicken and marinate (approx 30 min)

Step 2
Preheat the grill until it is hot hot hot.  Throw the chicken down and grill until the outer meat browns and inner meat goes white, flipping once (approx 4 min per side).  Serve up with some delicious CARBS or SALAD.

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