How about a little game of grab ass? With an ass that fine I imagine you’ll be doing a shit ton of grabbing. But how do you grab a handful of cheek without coming off like a perv? First off, you shouldn’t care if they assume you’re perv. The Cook To Bang readership is all pervs and I love you all for your debauchery. But in the effort to maintain a non-creepy mystique, here’s my suggestion: serve this salad. Then blame the grapefruit. All that vitamin C is going straight to your head and making you perform irrationally. Taking a firm hold of their bum is the only natural reaction one could expect with all those healthy ingredients. Chances are that your date will be just as randy since they too indulged. So go with it and grab ass!
Total time: approximately 7 minutes
Projected cost: $4
Drinking Buddy: RAGING HARD ON LEMONADE
Ingredients (serves 2):
1. 1 tbsp olive oil
2. 1 tbsp balsamic vinegar
3. 1 tsp brown sugar
4. 1 AVOCADO
5. 2 grapefruit
6. 1 red cabbage
Create the dressing by mixing the balsamic vinegar, olive oil and brown sugar.
Remove grapefruit peel and separate sections. Chop the red cabbages into strips. Peel the avocado and cut into slices.
Toss the cabbage, grapefruit and avocado with the dressing.
Serve them up on a plate solo or with a kick ass SINWICH.