BLACKENED HEART CATFISH

Blackened Catfish, blacker heart

Blackened Catfish, blacker heart

I like my catfish to match the color of my heart: black.  At least that’s what every girl I just banged has said.  Apparently sleeping with someone with no emotion beyond “boy that was fun, but the fact she hasn’t left yet is starting to annoy me” is not nice guy behavior.  Who knew?  I try to make up for my morally bankrupt existence through my culinary endeavors.  Who’s to say that cooking a meal worthy of Jesus, Moses, Mohammed or Yoda can’t redeem oneself?  This blackened catfish should at least temporarily make up for my blackened heart.

blackened catfish prepTotal time: approximately 20 minutes
Projected cost: $6
Drinking Buddy: LICK YOUR LIPS MINT JULEP

Ingredients (serves 2):
1. 1 dash garlic salt
2. 1 dash CAYENNE PEPPER
3. 1 dash paprika
4. 1 dash black pepper
5. 1 dash salt
6. 1 tbsp red wine vinegar
7. 2 CATFISH filets
8. 1 tbsp of butter
9. ½ lemon

Step 1
Mix together the garlic salt, cayenne pepper, paprika, black pepper, salt, ¼ of lemon and red wine vinegar.

blackened catfish seasoning

Step 2
Melt the butter and then brush it over the catfish filets.  Soak the filets in the spicy blackened marinade (approx 10 min). Grill or pan fry them in oil until the tops “blacken” (approx 3 min per side).

blackened catfish brush marinate grill

Squeeze the remaining lemon over the fish and serve over RICE or your favorite SALAD.blackened catfish served 2

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One Response to BLACKENED HEART CATFISH

  1. Alisa says:

    OMG! What an awesome site you have here! Great recipes and all these naughty talk…hilarious! I’m with Foodista and I’d love to guide our readers to your site if you won’t mind.Just add your choice of foodista widget to this post and it’s all set to go, Thanks!

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