FRIENDS BANGSGIVING

November 26, 2015

Bang that turkey until it's goes gobble gobble gobble!

It’s time for the orphan round up!  Many young professional go-getters moved far away from home to chase down a dream…and then bang it senseless. For us, going “home”, that place we grew up where our families and oldest friends are, is an impossibility.  For most, it’s a matter of cash, or lack there of (too much cash spent drinking and chasing tail).  It could be a matter of time (I’d rather drink), distance (That far for 4 days?!), or annoyance (If I hear dad ask me to explain my job one more time…).  Whatever the case may be, you are sticking around for a stay-cation and will be attending a Friends Thanksgiving.  What a perfect time to get banged by Little Orphan Annie or Andy!

Now’s the time to pounce on that someone you’ve had your eye on, or one your eye spots this evening.  Lonely and single people eating and drinking together is a recipe for magical mistakes. Everyone there including you will be missing your families and seeking comfort. Who are you to deny a holiday hottie the warmth of your bed?  You have so much to be thankful for.  Show some gratitude by cooking to bang this holiday season. Read the rest of this entry »