EGGS WHORENTINE

May 18, 2015

This egg dish brings out the whore in anyone.

This egg dish brings out the whore in anyone.

Who said breakfast can’t be quick, cheap and gourmet?  These purveyors of untruths are likely terrorists or, at the very least, buzz kills.  Ignore these fools for they know not what they say.  Prepare to class up the morning after tainting it with unmentionable activities that would make the church ladies blush.  Eggs Whorentine to the rescue!  It’s got all the sexiness of Eggs Benedict, but with the spinach power of Popeye. Let your breakfast speak for itself when you have a sleeping beauty in your bed.  Sure she/he is eager for you to report for duty, but damnit, you just gave them good loving and need a recharge.  That’s where the protein in the eggs, carbohydrates of the English muffin and the famed Popeye power of spinach keep you going long and strong.  Your first bite will send steam out of your ears and you’ll both be off for the next round and round.  Toot toot! Read the rest of this entry »