BBLT – BIG BEAUTIFUL LADY TAMER SINWICH

January 23, 2013
AKA Brie Bacon Lettuce Tomato Sandwich

AKA Brie Bacon Lettuce Tomato Sandwich

Don’t let the BBW reference scare you.  This sandwich is lean, mean and totally obscene.  Just the way you like it.  Here at CTB, we strive to make gourmet food accessible for the masses in DIY fashion.  But sometimes we do you one better, and I’m not just talking about when candles are lit after a bottle of wine.  Occasionally we take a simple classic dish and load it with sexy pretension.  Sure you could make a BLT – Boring Lame Tired sandwich.  But that will be as memorable as a premature ejaculator.  You need to treat a sandwich like you would a well-planned yet nonchalant seduction.  Bring on the Brie cheese!  Allow the delicate flavors of France to remake this American classic.  Now claim this sandwich to be your own design and accept the praise and sexual healing that will follow. Read the rest of this entry »