I’m pretty much down with every color of the rainbow. Call me an equal opportunity banger. If you photographed all my past play pals, you would have a perverse United Colors of Benetton ad. So long as she’s hot and wild, I will go there. My loins are open-minded and willing to give each and every heritage the opportunity to please and get pleased. What can I say? I have taken to heart what Martin Luther King, Jr. “Let them be judged not by the color of their skin, but the content of their character.” The only thing I would add is “the contents of their pantalones.” We’re all the same color when the bedroom lights are out. So with this inspiring call to tolerance in banging and life, I give you this sundae I made for a lady of a Latin heritage. She salsa-danced with her hips on my loins and made me scream “Ay dios mio!”
Total time: approximately 10 minutes
Projected cost: $6
Drinking Buddy: Brandy or cognac
Ingredients (serves 2):
1. 2 scoops vanilla ice cream
2. 2 tbsp butterscotch
3. 1 handful raspberries
4. 2 PINCH YOUR ASS-BERRY BROWNIES
5. 1 small handful chopped walnuts
Step 1
First heat up the butterscotch. Lay a brownie bed, scoop ice cream on top, surround with raspberries, pour over the hot butterscotch, and crown with walnuts and go nuts!