FRUITAY BOOTAY SALAD

September 17, 2013

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Get ready for a booty quake that will shake your whole neighborhood.  Be sure that you take precautionary measures while making this salad like wearing safety goggles, a fireproof apron and remain under a doorway.  You don’t want blunt objects falling from the cabinet.  Concussions really aren’t as sexy as celebrities make them out to be.  But still 9 out of 10 famous people agree that this salad gets them hot and bothered.  Their overpaid asses move, groove and behoove you to adore them.  Go with it.  Each bite is a fruity journey to the center of your pleasure dome.  Serve this salad only to those whose asses you are keen to see shake in the moonlight.  Otherwise your retinas may burn from an unspeakable spectacle. Read the rest of this entry »