FABLED MAPLE SALMON

July 24, 2015
The ancient fable spoke of a golden era of cooking and banging.

The ancient fable spoke of a golden era of cooking and banging.

Read through the footnotes of the Kama Sutra and you will learn about a mysterious dish with incomparable sexual power.  This dish had not been created then, but was predicted by a great Indian psychic.  I took the liberty of deciphering the ancient Sanskrit because I am a power hungry sociopath.  My goal was to control the opposite sex’s minds.  So far so good.  I can get my stable to sit, fetch and bend over.  Good girls!  The simplicity of grilled fish and a salad makes this one of the easiest methods of keeping someone you want to bang under your spell.  Now I pass along this fabled recipe to you.  Grill with God! Read the rest of this entry »