FABLED MAPLE SALMON

July 24, 2015
The ancient fable spoke of a golden era of cooking and banging.

The ancient fable spoke of a golden era of cooking and banging.

Read through the footnotes of the Kama Sutra and you will learn about a mysterious dish with incomparable sexual power.  This dish had not been created then, but was predicted by a great Indian psychic.  I took the liberty of deciphering the ancient Sanskrit because I am a power hungry sociopath.  My goal was to control the opposite sex’s minds.  So far so good.  I can get my stable to sit, fetch and bend over.  Good girls!  The simplicity of grilled fish and a salad makes this one of the easiest methods of keeping someone you want to bang under your spell.  Now I pass along this fabled recipe to you.  Grill with God! Read the rest of this entry »


SOCK-IT-TO-ME SALMON SINWICH

June 8, 2010

Sock my sockeye salmon!

Grilled salmon sandwiches WILL get the attention of just about anyone you care to engage in hanky panky. Give them the unexpected and they shall swoon. At least that is what I find every time I try something new or unusual. Even if you crash and burn, brownie points will be yours. But alas, I vouch for this recipe as “a friend of mine” in the mob tradition. This recipe is worthy of putting my life on the line. I have no quarrels with saying, “Yes, you may shoot me in the face if you don’t like it”. Sock-it-to-me! Read the rest of this entry »