FRICTION CHICKEN SALAD

October 19, 2015

“I’m long, and I’m strong, and I’m down to get the friction on!” – Sir Mix-A-Lot

Chicken salad makes most people think of a backyard luncheon on a Sunday afternoon after church. The respectable ladies wear their hats, fan themselves with the hymnal handouts, and nibble on dull chicken salad made with chicken, mayo, and sliced celery. I don’t blame you for dismissing chicken salad as a big old snooze-fest. But what if you substituted Mrs. Anderson’s usual yawn-inducing specialty with the Cook To Bang version turbo-loaded with all things banging? You got yourself a Whitesnake video in the backyard. The ladies will rip holes in their Sunday best, crawl across the foldout tables, and shake their teased hair around as if there’s an oversized fan conveniently blowing. The men, the good reverend included, will headbang and mosh, Jell-O cubes flying everywhere. Careful where you serve this salad! Cook To Bang is no liable for the aftermath.

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STIFFLY STUFFED AVOCADOS

June 4, 2014

Stuff those creamy green treats with some mad flavor!

Stuff those creamy green treats with some mad flavor!

Straight out of a fancy country club near you is this stuffed avocado recipe with a twist.  The catch is we are adding some much needed flavor, spice and additional aphrodisiacs of course.  The avocado already works wonders for your libido, but combine it with some spicy chili and shrimp you have the Guns of the Navarone firing in your mouth.  This dish is sweet, tangy, spicy and creamy in one fell swoop.  It’s like having a lover with split personality: from the crazy bisexual stripper to the meek librarian cum closet sexpot.  This salad is all good and rather enjoyable.  It should work like a champ in getting you the desired randy results.  No doubt, somewhere a prude country club member is exclaiming, “I never!” Read the rest of this entry »