April 18, 2014
Bangeroon, buckeroo!
Cookies are more than just a sweet distraction from life’s miseries. The crumbs we discover months later embedded in our couch’s fibers are a reminder of the moments of elation they bring. The Girl Scouts have come and gone, but we still want out cookies! And coconut brings out thoughts of the tropics and sun-bathed bodies. So get marooned on a desert island with a plate of bangaroons. Use these cookies as a peace offering for the sexy island girls or boys. Hopefully they aren’t headhunters. If they are, use this magnificent confection to convince them you are a god that should be worshipped. The secret ingredient (hint: rhymes with fineapple) will woo even the most skeptical savage. These cookies are also are unleavened for any of you chosen Cook-To-Bangers attending a Seder. Mazel Tov for being so goddamn sexy! Read the rest of this entry »
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December 29, 2010
You will become possessed by the deviled eggs!
The devil sometimes gets a bad rap. Granted the guy is a total dick with his evil powers of manipulation and intentions to enslave mankind. But all those insipid qualities aside, the guy is a smooth operator. One thing I can tell you is the great evil one can cook like the devil. I saw it first hand in a Devil Gone Down to Georgia showdown. Apparently my cooking and banging has gotten his attention. He challenged me after one of my successful evenings cooking up a feast for a delectable date and the inevitable banging that followed. It was Iron Chef in hell. The judges gave us one hour to create a 4-course meal out of this gelatinous food staple of the Underworld called Gorvax. Gorvax is from the potato family, except it is 600 degrees F straight out of volcanic ash and contains barbs sharp enough to cut steel. Naturally the competition was a massive stress ball thanks to the crazy undead camera crew sticking their lenses in my face and cooking station. But I kept faith in myself and cooked my heart out not worrying about the horned one. That devil was so shocked I beat him with my Gorvax 4 four ways, including the Gorvax a la mode with caramelized sugar. I was surprised as you are that the devil did not welsh on our bet. He handed over this recipe for Deviled Eggs that is all the rage among homemakers in hell. Read the rest of this entry »
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Cook To Bang - Recipes To Get You Laid 